Okay, the AV Club comments are annoying me too much (YOU SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING THOSE TREES IN YOUR BEDROOM, YOU MASSIVE SACK OF DICKS) so here’s a perfectly superfluous post about the end of Cabin in the Woods. I invite comments. Massive spoilers below, though the first thing I’m going to discuss is how the movie spoils you in the first two minutes for the rest of the plot.
