I found this on the internet claiming to be manly, Cancer-themed neck jewelry
and
okay
I bet on Alternia, awkward symbol combinations are the equivalent of horrible relationship namesmooshes and/or doodling “MR [YOUR NAME] [YOUR CRUSH’S SURNAME]” in your schoolfeeding binders surrounded by little hearts (or clubs or whatever. trolls).
and one time everyone is bored and that is when Dave walks in on Karkat grimacing in concentration and gouging a fist-enclosed pencil across a book like Karkat still thinks paper is stone-tablet and chisel type technology, gotta carve your grocery list down before the barbarians attack and pillage your alphabet
Karkat has been trying to combine
and
and coming up with variations on the above squiggles, which is absolutely the best thing that has happened to Dave all afternoon.
holy shit dude, Dave says as he yoinks the book away.
did you just draw an entire page of human sperm
future au » karkat ♦ kanaya
(Source: smarny)
I wonder what post-scratch Jade looked like in her younger years.
odditycollector: John Egbert: 5 loves, 4 lies
LOVES
1.
John AND/OR’s himself a ridiculous object that is pretty much just a Slimer themed jack-hammer, and as soon as he turns it on, tentacleTherapist’s icon lights up in thrilled lavender. John interrupts her before she has a chance to send the thing she is *obviously* typing.
EB: yes.
EB: it is a metaphor.
EB: for my penis.
….
oh no I love John Egbert so much
WIP2
THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy it. Have at.
If you spot an inconsistency with canon, just know that I’m aware of each and every one of them and can generally explain why they’re there. :3
Information from the credits below!
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Song: Nillili Mambo by Block B
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie at mspaintadventures.com
Animated by ToastyHat of tumblr or Empty of EmptyFeet productions
I use ToonBoom Studio 4.5(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )
OH BOY IT’S DONE
Wow this is freaking amazing.
Welcome to the gun show >:D
(aka another dumb one layer coloring practise)
kanaya/eridan dS pale collaring
don’t look at me
literally everything i’ve ever wanted
I bet you a sticker that in Kanaya’s brain vision she is looking at a cheeseburger.
Slave Cheeseburger Of Gor.
This Cheeseburger Is A Good Cheeseburger, mused Kanaya, But For A Faint Aftertaste Of Fish Breath. Perhaps It Would be Improved With The Addition of A Crimson Coloured Condiment Which Is Slow To Cooperate With Its Natural Purpose Until It Has Been Shaken Upside Down And Smacked Firmly On The Bottom Several Times.
Then Kanaya reached into her cupboard and pulled out a fresh Karkat, which she proceeded to slather muchly over her dinner.
Yes, I Have Now Solved Everything, said Kanaya.
And now it’s everything I’ve ever wanted.
(Source: tricotee)
inbefore they all die again
“and i told that bitch that she could just smd!!!! and that bitch was soooo mad, you wouldnt even beLIEVE!!!!!!!!”
“jade. stop.”
Can’t sleep, draw les8fins~
I went back and found all the names I wanted to suggest.
You should be so glad I was not in charge of this. (Nepeta wasn’t my idea, FYI.)
AA: Safiya Arekwa
AT: Tarvos Madaro
AC: Nepeta Lascau
AG: Vuzula Chelae
CT: Bevarr Zahhak
GA: Magali Erisha
CA: Jormun Gandar
CC: Lawtan Merope
