You’ve taken on some serious questions here so far, and the answers have done nothing but increase my respect for and awe of you to new heights. And now here’s me, coming to ask about something I have been debating with one of my friends: if the party members from DA2, incl. Hawke (and either/both of the twins, whichever way you prefer) would be in a rock/metal band, what roles would they each take? — underhillundermountain
Gosh, let’s see:
- Hawke, of course, is the lead singer.
- Fenris on the drums. Angry drums.
- Anders on the soulful saxophone. He writes the music.
- Isabela on lead guitar, uninhibited and wild.
- Aveline on bass guitar, solid support.
- Merrill frolics onto stage occasionally, banging a tambourine.
- Bethany sings back-up, cringing every time the spotlight’s on her.
- Carver stands off-stage, glaring at Hawke. “Why can’t *I* be the rock star?” Occasionally he lugs the equipment around, grousing how the band totally wouldn’t survive without him.
…and Varric is the goddamn band manager, that’s what.
EDIT: I forgot Sebastian, didn’t I? He’s outside with the picketers, carrying a sign that says “ROCK IS MUHRRDERR”.
I REQUIRE FAN ART.
oh my god.