George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
courtyardhound replied to your post: There is a part of me that thinks your personal statement should just be the all-caps part of that post. AND THAT IS ALL.
Your personal statement should just say “I am a worthwhile person because I am not Mat Latos.” INSTANT ADMISSION
“I have never given up a grand slam to Buster Posey. But I would, if you know what I mean.”
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courtyardhound said:
Lbr who wouldn’t give up a grand slam to Buster Posey. EVEN THE DODGERS FEEL THAT SHAMEFUL BUT INTENSE LONGING DEEP WITHIN THEIR SHRIVELED HEARTS.
taxonomist said:
It’s always a pain when institutions want you to have “personality.” I SPENT THE LAST EIGHT YEARS BUFFING MY INT STAT, NOW YOU WANT CHARISMA??
ourlightsinvain said:
I’m sure your personal statement will be a win if it contains the words “Leonardo diCaprio.”
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