George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
Maybe Something With Rubies On, by ensoul.
man this is just SO FRICKING NICE
rolls around in crosshatching fever
AWESOME
FEMINIST DWARVES EVERYWHERE
AH CHEERY YES GOOD
Cheery
This is so damn awesome and wonderful and epic and CHEERY IS THE BEST I HAVE TO SAY. Well, so is Sibyl and Polly and...