reject the melancholy cabbage

demagogol:

odditycollector:

Hey, what if Karkat is wandering the halls of the meteor in a state of dazed insomnia, and when he finally collapses he’s in the middle of the computer lab.

And Rose and Kanaya don’t move him, but they decorate him with flowers and carefully placed throw pillows so that he doesn’t ruin the feel of their interior design project.

What if.

#Later #Rose returns to find Kanaya sitting on top of his prone body #calmly examining her work on what is most likely a species of glove #Kanaya moves over to Karkat’s head to make room for Rose #and pats the side of his hip as welcome #When Rose comments#with slow exactness #that she hadn’t thought it necessary to stipulate #as a condition of their relationship #that she would never be required to curl up in the Karkat pile #Kanaya is tremendously confused #It just makes for such an inviting centrepiece

“Besides Im Not Inviting You To Curl Up In Him”

“Wed Have To Hollow Him Out First For That”