George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
tigershipdown said: dear internet someone please draw me jacob maryam-vantas looking on wide eyed as grandma porrim explains the sex to him way less awkwardly than either of his parents ever have
i tried
ANY FANART OF PORRIM DOING SEX TALKS IS RLY SUPER OK W/ME