George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
OKAY THANK YOU I knew someone was going to get there.
the exchange last night in which beckah and I realized we were both saying it “purim” instead of “porrim” remains a...
I am the friggin north star that guides the path of every person who made the unquestionably rad choice of following me...