George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
i’m doing a series of magazine covers featuring the famous strider-lalondes from the alpha universe
also possibly the batterwitch on the cover of better homes and gardens
first up is vogue tho uwu
[EDIT: this is a wip, just so’s y’all know
there are gonna be like
hilarious fake article titles and stuff]