George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
This is a short true story that I don’t want to spoil, but holy shit is it ever great.
“Nothing is withheld from us what we have conceived to do.”
That’s good, who said that?
God did.
What?
God said it and there were only two people who believed it, you know who?
Nope, who?
God and me, so I went out and did it.