George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
10 times Billy Kaplan was a sarcastic little shit (alternatively, 10 times Billy Kaplan couldn’t keep his commentary to himself)
+5 more:
cough
i cant deal with teddys .D face in the last panel omg
(Source: altmanticore)
Alternatively: 15 reasons why I fucking love Billy Kaplan to the ends of the earth and back.