George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
Now, nephew, to your work! Hey! St George for England!
King Charles II, drawing the bed curtains round William of Orange and his niece Mary on their wedding night in 1677. (via northernbriton)
Charles II, aka Uncle Charlie, the worst possible choice of relative to send you to bed on your wedding night.