1. odditycollector asked: OTOH when Rose learns of this Alternian proclivity she leaves excessively intricate and personalized gifts hidden in treasure chests made of like actual treasure If anyone other than Kanaya gets to them or if Kanaya does not keep them Rose gets especially smug by which I of course mean offended One time Karkat found a scarf knit with the pattern of a villanelle on the subject of how good Kanaya is at pleasing Roses vulva and wore around it for a week He thought a vulva was a sort of cat

    OKAY CLEARLY I MOVED TOO SOON.

    he thought it was a sort of cat

    Rose’s smug offense glory is really, really beautiful to me. She is so proud that she has won this emotional competition! She is in no way internally devastated and feeling as though perhaps she ought to just get the word “Pyrrhic” legally added to her name.

    Kanaya has no idea that this has happened as, according to tradition, she hasn’t discarded them at all but instead rehidden them in respectively a) the lighting fixtures, b) the toothbrush container (rolled along the inside so as to be invisible), c) a small egg made of diamonds.

     
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