sitting on the top of THAT and totally messing up Johns line up with the green shell on the Luigi with a name that is a long Japanese style emoicon BUT John can still guess pretty well when Karkat is extra than baseline stressed out because that is when he keeps finding like a sickle in the medicine cabinet or he opens the bottom fridge drawer and there is a A Retrospective Of Troll Will Smiths Commentary On insert alternian movie title here In Which He Reveals That etc etc etc and in the other drawer or the freezer there are smoke pellets from Johns MAGIC CHEST because sometimes when upset Karkat forgets that John hiding things in his MAGIC CHEST or as John claims He is not hiding them That is just where things go Doesnt mean John wants Karkat to take them out And no John doesnt want anyone who isnt Karkat to take them either They should just Stay There BUT THEN John realizes that he can put really embarrassing things in there and Karkat will feel compelled to deal with them Honestly why we are even trusting John with a boyfriend in this scenario Look what happened when he was trusted with a car Or a mountain of shaving cream I guess eventually Karkat realizes he is attempting to cram a smuppet into the drawer of dinner maiming equipment and its nose will not quite fit so he is pushing back against the plush with his ass And he looks at his life And his choices And then decides to give Kanaya a call so it is a happy ending
odditycollector asked: You know how it is really funny to assume trolls have an instinct for hanging out in piles What if they have an instinct for the treasure chest thing also Like Karkat will think he is holding himself together very well by not carrying all the DVDs to the corner and sitting on them or the less gross clothes on Johns floor and Johns pillows and humourous bedding and then finding where John is sitting in front of the couch playing Mario Cart and dumping the whole thing on Johns head and then
(This was a story in three parts and I have reunited them.)
Yes. Canon. When the phone rings to Kanaya, she can’t find it, because she’s put it into a delicately woven container made out of wizard beard and locked it with a bicycle lock. “I became excited,” she says, defensively, as she tries to pry apart the fibers.
Rose won’t look at her because if she looks at her she will know that Rose is pretty much about to laugh herself to death.
The real question here is: has John ever set all of Karkat’s stuff on fire/exploded it as a solution to what he perceives as “like those people on Hoarders”? And I think we know the answer is “yes.”
This has become the opening to The Brothers Bloom in my head, like so many things do.
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