mustard is the fool's condiment

I just want the epic story of WHY HE’S NOT MOTHERFUCKING TALKING LIKE HIMSELF. And why none of his cans have coffee in them. Bwahaha times many, will keep you posted!

See, I think there’s a correlation between those two facts you just pointed out. Mute and decaf and doesn’t even have the right number of fingers! The poor bastard.