George McClellan kept the Necco Wafers under his saddle when he wasn't in battle - which he never was.
Javert Teddy Bear Cake - JaBEAR by ~angelofmusic1911
#You know nothing of Jabear #I was baked inside a jail #I was baked with skim like you #I am made with butter too
And this I swear to you tonight Your cake will be within my mouth And I will have it with some milk. This I swear to you...
#I am baking #but I fall #and the pan is black and cold #as I slip into the void #of foil that would not hold
OH. MY. GOD. SONG RUINED, OR MADE BETTER?
Holy shit those tags are EPIC.