mustard is the fool's condiment

jesusisamanatee:

Housewife 1: the slaves were late AGAIN with my after bath massage. I mean, I know one of their mothers was beaten until she was crippled but that’s no excuse for poor service.

Housewife number 2: I REALLY LIKE THIS PAUL FELLOW I WONDER IF I CAN FOLLOW HIM AROUND

Housewife 3: I stepped in some entrails for Janus on my way to the beauty parlor. Local gods are so messy.

You are delightful.