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Today Jojo redesigns Aquaman!
Shark Arm!!! Sorry, I had to get that out of the way. This month, DC Comics is rebooting their whole universe with 52 new #1 issues and new costumes for many of their characters. In an attempt to glom on to this, I’m having Jojo redesign the Justice League.
Now, Aquaman’s costume doesn’t change much. SHARK ARM! Even with the New 52, he looks pretty much the same as he’s always looked. People generally just try to make Aquaman cooler (Shark Arm) and less silly (Shark Arm). Jojo has done the same thing here, saying, “This makes him cool, because now he can still fight when there’s no sharks around to talk to.”
She’s right. DC should do this for real. I can see it now: Aquaman is in a desert, facing off with a crook. The crook says, “You never should have chased me here Aquaman, there’s no sea creatures to call for help.” Then Aquaman narrows his eyes and says, “Talk to the fish.” BAM! The crook gets a shark arm to the face!
Now we just have to wait for DC’s offer to be the new Aquaman team. Shark Arm.
I literally laughed so hard at this, here at my desk, that I almost choked to death on my own silent paroxysms. That’s the quality humor you can expect from this blog (shark arms)
hurting my insides.
literally laughed so hard at this, here at my desk,...my own silent paroxysms. That’s