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yeoldenews:

My paleontologist boyfriend (whose birthday is today) has assured me that this article is completely scientifically accurate. Especially the fleeing caveman.

To further enlighten yourself, you can read the hi-def version here.

Happy Birthday Dylan! <3

(source: The Ogden Standard-Examiner, August 15, 1920.)

Oh my GOD, YES, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT. Observe the mighty Stegosaurus, gently gliding through the air, as below it a running naked white guy cowers from its prehistoric herbivore teeth. And there, look, gently perched on a rock; another young fledgling prepares for its first, awe-inspiring flight.

From the original article: “This was the time of the dinosaurs, gigantic, reptilian creatures whose weird, nightmarish shapes were strongly suggestive that Mother Nature had an extreme case of creative indigestion after a course of cosmic Welsh rarebit.”